Our dear beloved Anand is missing. If you have any information on the missing player, please call the JAFC hotline.
Quote from an unknown source: Do not be fooled by his docile appearance, for Anand is a cunning foe, smooth on and off the pitch. He goes by many appearances - long hair, short hair or scales, and is difficult to spot. Tracking using telecommunications has proven futile as Anand is known to be an expert of the mobile phone, conversing on his personal handheld phone for up to 20hours a day.
Here are some recent pictures of the missing player, who was last spotted working part time at KFC.
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