Breaking News - JAFC To Unveil New Stadium After Sat's Clash

As the general public is still left in shock over the choice and state of the new venues this season, JAFC has decided to speed up the construction of their new stadium in the West.

Affectionately named the NTU SRC, the spanking new arena (comes with complimentary running track, swimming pool and rabid fans) will replace all games held at Meridien JC and Farrer Park. All games will be held at 5pm.

Unfortunately, the players will still have to head down to the grand-dame of ol'skool Singapore football this Saturday for the game against AMK Utd as the news has come too fast for FAS.

In other news, managers all over the island have been left shaking their heads in disapproval over the new dive-celebration made famous by a certain ex-JAFC player. Youth players and kids all over the island have been imitating the celebration to disastrous results. Commented Mr Mohamad,"Alamak i tell u la...this new celebration made my son scar his chest and chin! Now he falls to the ground every time someone comes near him... i have already warned him that if he wanna fall like that, make sure its not a street soccer court la!"